Tom, I can't believe you thought that Dr Phil would be of any use at all. His advice seems fairly sound...if useless. Although, if you're planning on putting feathers on a horse any time soon get some photos and we'll see if it looks any more ridiculous than James May.

Only about 24 hours until the Zed goes. And May hasn't even removed the stereo yet.

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green200b - aka Alistair

The fleet:

Australia:
'80 200B GX - the green200b - hibernating
'81 RX-7 - 12A extend port - daily
'74 RX-2 - 13B bridgeport - cruiser

Europe:
'93 200SX - CA18DET - tourer

Well really it should only take about 7 seconds. Removing the auxilary jack which appears to be the only retaining item it has. Unless there is some band aids, blue tack or cable ties i havent seen.

Who is the lucky new owner?

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Callan
fleet:
78 200B
78 ZH Fairlane 500 Bluesmobile
86 ZL Fairlane ZLane
78 ZH Fairlane 500 Barn find
85 Troopy 2H Turbo

Retreived the barge from a man, of which, a female hammer thrower is more masculin.

Well the day eventually had to come where JaMay would pass ownership of his beloved 260Z. At least it has gone to another lady. Even if the Zed will miss James' bouncy brown hair at least it has experienced a woman's touch. What are your plans for this luxurious transporter, young Nicole?

I'm very upset Nicole that you did this. You knew I tweeted I was going to buy the Z to make a tribute to my old friend Paul Newman. And my Xenu hearing heard you tell JaMay that you may well burn the vehicle for fun!! Not amazing.

I hate hearing about what my ex wives are up to. I had better get to the dungeons and make sure Katie hasn't tried to chew through the shackles again. Last time we had to get a skin graft to cover the teeth marks on her wrists

Oh I'm SO sorry, atleast I know what hole the petrol goes in, you wouldnt know what goes in what hole...

It's not my fault. You're so damn tall that I lost all feeling in my toes due to the platform shoes you make me wear. It took a country singer to bring you to your knees and finally make you a normal height!!

So now nicole kidman has the car. I suppose that makes sense. shame im sure katy would have loved it Tom.

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Callan
fleet:
78 200B
78 ZH Fairlane 500 Bluesmobile
86 ZL Fairlane ZLane
78 ZH Fairlane 500 Barn find
85 Troopy 2H Turbo

I don't know what you're talking about Nicole, Tom certainly knew what went in which hole when I went to the Scientology headquarters for my personality test. I hope you have not deprived Tom, or James, of this car, just to set it on fire to spite your ex-spouse.

Tom, this is what happens when you tweet about your intentions. But you are short. Maybe un-chain Katy and get her help with this one.

With the power of Country Guitar, it leaves the brothel from which it was trapped. Similar to Tom's dank basement...

That photo is the funniest thing I've seen for ages. Is it true or are you spouting false truths? Not unlie your ex husband Tom. If it is true it might explain the brown jacket...

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Some people play hard to get... I play hard to want!

Looks a little worse since I last saw it.
Nicole, what plans have you got for it?

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I agree with SR20Datsun the car looks far worse than when i saw it.

Classic Top Gear there with the humour written all down the side of James Mays car.

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Callan
fleet:
78 200B
78 ZH Fairlane 500 Bluesmobile
86 ZL Fairlane ZLane
78 ZH Fairlane 500 Barn find
85 Troopy 2H Turbo

now everybody will know that May Is A Homo! Don't let the media get hold of those photos!!

Nik, the car has been undercover ever since the crash took place, but a year of dust etc certainly hasn't helped.

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green200b - aka Alistair

The fleet:

Australia:
'80 200B GX - the green200b - hibernating
'81 RX-7 - 12A extend port - daily
'74 RX-2 - 13B bridgeport - cruiser

Europe:
'93 200SX - CA18DET - tourer

And so it begins!

(BTW I have never seen so many used prophylactics & cheap lemonade bottles left in a car...)